random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

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