random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

cunning ignorance - kichijoii

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit

you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey



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