random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

defiling the lifebag of man - tamp

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

it's almost like having friends - cb361

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

the Internet Bra - fifthSpango

the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli



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