Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
