random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

it's the fapture! - Robolt

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

blood is the best lube - swiggy

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

wood man approves highly - snowfox

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit

press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel



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