random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

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