random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele



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