random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

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