nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
Or, What Ever Happened to the Party of the People?
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
eat clit or die! - vahid
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
typed this one-handed - uncletim
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0