random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

eat clit or die! - vahid

did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot

typed this one-handed - uncletim

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

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