Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
the Internet Bra - fifthSpango
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
