Ready Player One -
Ernest Cline wants you to remember the 80s.
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
I am sticking with cock - papango
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners