if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
