Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
one mans pRon is another man WTF - NickelJoe
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
