Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten