Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil