Which Classic Children's Book Describes Your Life?
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
Remember these classic books from your childhood? Let's see which one is actually about you!
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
unknown dick scares me - snowfox