A People's History of the United States -
History of the US from the perspective of the Indians, Slaves, and Laborers.
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious