random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

the Internet Bra - fifthSpango

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

it's the fapture! - Robolt

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