random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

This 'community' consists of nothing more than porn-obsessed technology wankers, who validate their existence by philosophising and analysising the most trivial insignificant matters to superfluous extent - shadystalkerperson

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