The Conquest of Bread -
The inherent flaws in feudalism and capitalism
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361