Spaceship? -
Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
The Res-erection - brat#3
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337