random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck

if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox

I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil



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