random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

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