Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
it's almost like having friends - cb361
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
