random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati



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