The Shepherd's Crown -
The Final Discworld Novel.
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati