random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati



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