Intentional Dissonance -
A story about an addiction to Sadness. From the author of the popular blog, `I Wrote This For You.`
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
this is SE: you can fuck anything - Naruki
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati