random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

this should be a tagline - Trigger

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

it's the fapture! - Robolt

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer



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