random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian

I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

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