random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

this should be a tagline - Trigger

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

what's relative might well be incest - incpenners

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan



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