random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel

it's the fapture! - Robolt

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk



Posts of Import
Karma
SE v2 Closed BETA
First Post
Subscriptions and Things

Karma Rankings
ScoobySnacks
HoZay
Paracetamol
lilmookieesquire
Ankylosaur