random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep



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