random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy

I am sticking with cock - papango

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

when come back bring pr0n - moriati

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

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