random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny

this should be a tagline - Trigger

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey

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