random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

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