random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

the Internet Bra - fifthSpango

they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel

war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur



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