Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit