Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
it's almost like having friends - cb361
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361