Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp
