random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

cause everyone has balls - maryyugo

you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48



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