random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

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