a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
It's history, but funny. Usually. Mostly.
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-