random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

never read comments - theolypse

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

taser him again, boys - Moke

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK



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