random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

typed this one-handed - uncletim

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody

you dont waste your time here, You invest it - crwk8

nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

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