random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen

obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy



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