Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT
