random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

Digg for dicks - plexer

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

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