random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS

never read comments - theolypse

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
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