The Dollop -
It's history, but funny. Usually. Mostly.
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
I meant nipples - crwk8
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
