Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it