random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah

I am sticking with cock - papango

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
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