random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

we're just searching for lump - mattfish

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki



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