turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard