random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace



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