random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96



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