Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
how I imagine madpride, only without the anuses - cb361
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard