random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

let crazy put its dick in you - cb361

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit



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