Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate