you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface