random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

some pron in the extended - dook_sucks

on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

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