random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

still running version .9 - King of the Hill

home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati



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