random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp



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