all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
