random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

please don't let your facts get in the way of the TRUTH - SilverDraghyeon

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan

seven levels of rad - graham

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

life begins at confection - Tirade



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