random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853



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