random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

I meant nipples - crwk8

taser him again, boys - Moke

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

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