random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet



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