random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar



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