random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

I understand and I wish to continue - lost

positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

I meant nipples - crwk8

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

Tagline? - Mikhail_16

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

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