random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore



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