Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore