random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

I meant nipples - crwk8

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

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