Intentional Dissonance -
A story about an addiction to Sadness. From the author of the popular blog, `I Wrote This For You.`
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
