Intentional Dissonance -
A story about an addiction to Sadness. From the author of the popular blog, `I Wrote This For You.`
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus