Moonwalking with Einstein -
The Art and Science of Remembering Everything
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
