random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm

Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

defiling the lifebag of man - tamp

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten



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