random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

defiling the lifebag of man - tamp

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus



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