random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench



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