random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat

she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

I understand and I wish to continue - lost

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride



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