random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham

taser him again, boys - Moke

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr



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