A Testament of Hope -
The Essential Writings and Speeches of Martin Luther King, Jr.
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire